Best Friend Channel
Be a best friend to your best friend, turn on the Best Friend Channel
To the Investors and Supporters of the Best Friend Channel
Someone has stolen my idea! I saw an ad on TV for another doggie channel. I thought of this first! Do you think that we can sue the idea thieves? Well, nevermind, why bother? because the programming for the Best Friend Channel will shit bomb the programming of our competition. We have award winning beauty and fashion specials, exercise, meditation and educational programming all this just for fido. Top that you dirty dogs.
Be an Angel, Invest Today!
There are still a few spots open for investors on all levels.
Silver Angel Investor positions cost $10,000. Silver Angels will receive a framed and signed portrait of the Stratosphere Star, Princess Fou Fou.
Gold Angel Investor positions are $100,000. Gold Angels are entitled to a dinner date with Princess Fou Fou at The Commander's Palace ten star restaurant in New Orleans.
Platinum Angel Investor Positions are for those exalted angels who invest One cool million dollars. Platinum Angels will be entitled to receive Princess Fou Fou's first born puppy.
Be an Angel today!!! Investor Positions are going fast. Get yours now. Just send a check to my address or call me for info on direct deposit.
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