Barbie Flaunts her Bikini Body!!!
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Barbie, in a hyperbolic paparazzi event, flaunted her bikini body, this morning on Bodacious Bitch Beach. In that breathy Marilyn voice, which she parrots perfectly, she said, "I want to thank all the little people". Her joints are especially sexy.
Her team orchestrated this exciting publicity event to promote The Nine Inch Dolls Real Reality Show. Barbie, "The Bauble", is the most mega of the show's stars. When questioned about the authenticity of the show she said, "I know that some people think that the show is a hoax, but what we show really is real, as real as reel can be. We wouldn't call it reality is there was a script. I really am a dumb blonde. Really. Duh!"
